The First Year

by False Crack

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released March 3, 2009

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Track Name: Walk like a New Yorker
WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
Get outta my way!
WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
Fast Fast Fast!
WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
1,2, Hup 2!
I’ll Kick your Ass!

WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
I’m goin’ somewhere!
WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
Go! Go! Go!
WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
1,2,3,4!
You’re just to slow!

WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
From A to B!
WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
The True Speedwalk
WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
Gotta destination!
No time to talk!

WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
Fuck Outta my Way!
WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
No time for Shit!
WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!
You Slow Motherfuckers!
I’m Gonna Be Late!

WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER!WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER! (Etc.)
Track Name: Android
All systems go, I'm always on
I'm an Android, not an Automaton!
On the surface I’m only a man
But the robot inside has a master plan!
Destruction of the human race
is what hides behind this banal face...
Infiltrating your society
I'm not the second, but the fifth Variety!

ROBOTS WEARING HUMAN FLESH -Android Android Android!!!
OUR INNER SYSTEM IS TOO COMPLEX -Android Android Android!!!
CONTRIVED FEELINGS TO EXPRESS -Android Android Android!!!
PLAYING YOU ALL LIKE A GAME OF CHESS!

Athough we lack certain emotions
We kill humans with programmed devotion!
Circuits all up inside our head
We see night-vision and infrared!
Yeah, processing data is annoying
when there’s prey I should be destroying!
But this Humanoid Android in the end’s
gonna be your death, posing as a friend!

ROBOTS WEARING HUMAN FLESH -Android Android Android!!!
OUR INNER SYSTEM IS TOO COMPLEX -Android Android Android!!!
CONTRIVED FEELINGS TO EXPRESS -Android Android Android!!!
PLAYING YOU ALL LIKE A GAME OF CHESS!

Cyborgs, Ha! Ha ha haha!
Humans wishing they were us, but they’re not!
Just cuz they add mechanical parts
Don't make them as deadly, don't make them as smart!
Us Androids come in endless molds
We won’t stop 'til there's total control!
Robots, Cyborgs and Humans alike
Bow to our Power and high Gigabytes!
Track Name: PB&J
peanut butter and jelly sandwich
how i loathe your perfection
you've torn into my heart
you're sweet, and oh so tart...

two slices of succulent bread
with a very gooey center
heavy on the jelly
satisfies my hungry belly

PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY…. GET IN MY MOUTH!!!!
PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY…. GET IN MY MOUTH!!!!

you can toast it or microwave
any way i'll surely eat it
i am a pb & j whore
always craving more, more, more!

creamy or crunchy peanut butter
or multiple jellys at once
there is no visible limit
to the p.b&j. fanatic

PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY…. GET IN MY MOUTH!!!!
PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY…. GET IN MY MOUTH!!!!


i kinda want one right now
think i'll stop writing this praise
so i can go and quench my need
my thirst for hunger, my mouth to feed

..crunch..crunch..crunch...i'm back indeed
yum yum yum, i could eat like three
its not an addiction, its my life
my lunch, my dinner, my dog, my wife

(BREAKDOWN)

this simple ode does not do justice
to the invention of a genius unknown
for whoever created this sandwich i lust
i would gladly give all my trust

forever i am in this wedlock with
something that's outta my control
i am just another bitch
to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich

PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY…. GET IN MY MOUTH!!!!
PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY…. GET IN MY MOUTH!!!!
PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY…. GET IN MY MOUTH!!!!
PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY…. FUCKING GET IN MY MOUTH!!!!
Track Name: POG
Passion Orange Guava, POG! POG! POG!
Passion Orange Guava, POG! POG! POG!
Passion Orange Guava, POG! POG! POG!
Passion Orange Guava, POG! POG! POG!

Passion Orange Guava, Passion Orange Guava, Passion Orange Guava, POG! POG! POG!
Passion Orange Guava, Passion Orange Guava, Passion Orange Guava, POG! POG! POG!

POG! POG! POG! POG! P-O-G-P-O-G!
POG! POG! POG….. P-O-G-P-O-G!
POG! POG! POG! POG! P-O-G-P-O-G!
POG! POG! POG….. P-O-G-P-Ooo-G!

Only one juice, has got me by the noose…
Haleakala POG is just… askin’ for abuse…
Mainlanders do not know, what Hawai’i’s got to show!
Try some POG you bitch, you’re addicted like a Ho-ho-ho…

Passion Orange Guava, POG! POG! POG!
Passion Orange Guava, POG! POG! POG!
Passion Orange Guava, POG! POG! POG!
Passion Orange Guava, POG! POG! POG!

POG! POG! POG! POG! P-O-G-P-O-G!
POG! POG! POG….. P-O-G-P-O-G!
POG! POG! POG! POG! P-O-G-P-O-G!
POG! POG! POG….. P-O-G-P-Ooo-Geeeeeeee!
Track Name: BMX OI!
Bikin’ ‘round town, all alone, by myself
i wouldn't ride with anybody else (NOBODY)
i can ride for hours and hours on end
i don't need no one, i am my best friend

wherever i go, i see other bmx crews
but there is no envy, cuz i don't need you
me and my bike, we can not be separated
our bond tight like glue, our destinies fated

BMX BMX BMX Oiiii!!!!
Me n' my, me n' my, me n' my Booooiiiiike!!!
BMX BMX BMX Oiiii!!!!
Me n' my, me n' my, me n' my Booooiiiiike!!!

Sure I skate with the kids at the top of my street
I'm a talentless skater with no sense of technique (I SUCK)
But when I'm on my bike, I gotta ride alone
this whole town, every street, I call it my home

Pestering the tourists in the heart of Waikiki
Up and down the Valley of my home, Kalihi
Ala Moana to the House of Curry
I ride the Kam Highway in all of my Glory

BMX BMX BMX Oiiii!!!!
Me n' my, me n' my, me n' my Booooiiiiike!!!
BMX BMX BMX Oiiii!!!!
Me n' my, me n' my, me n' my Booooiiiiike!!!

(4 Measures of Oi Oi Oi’s)

Oi Oi Oi Oiiiiii!!!
I'm so coy with plans to employ!
Oi Oi Oi Oiiiiii!!!
Fall for my ploys you eaters of soy!
Oi Oi Oi Oiiiiii!!!
Just a boy and his toy!
BMX and destroy,
BMX and Oi Oi Oiiii!

Oii Oi Oii Oiiiii!!!!
Track Name: Machete
I see Zombies in the streets, I see zombies in the halls
Human flesh is what they eat, watch the zombies take the mall!
I see zombies with my ho’s, I see zombies throwing fits
I see zombies at the shows, and zombies startin’ circle pits!

Oooooooooohhhhhh…. I NEED A MACHETE!!!
Oooooooooohhhhhh…. CUT OFF THEIR FUCKIN HEAD! NOW THEY ARE FUCKIN DEAD!
Oooooooooohhhhhh…. I NEED A SHOTGUN!!!
Oooooooooohhhhhh…. SHOOT ‘EM IN THE FUCKIN’ BALLS! GOTTA FUCKIN’ KILL THEM ALL!

I see zombies eat my mom, I see zombies eat my dad!
I see zombies eating arms……. THIS IS BAD!!!
Zombies eating Little girls, Zombies in my front lawn!
Zombies all around the world, We’re all gonna be DEAD BY DAWN!!!

Oooooooooohhhhhh…. I NEED A MACHETE!!!
Oooooooooohhhhhh…. CUT OFF THEIR FUCKIN HEAD! NOW THEY ARE FUCKIN DEAD!
Oooooooooohhhhhh…. I NEED A SHOTGUN!!!
Oooooooooohhhhhh…. SHOOT ‘EM IN THE FUCKIN’ BALLS! GOTTA FUCKIN’ KILL THEM ALL!
Track Name: New Shoes
so i got new shoes yah
what's the fuckin' deal
people gotta point and comment
make this a fuckin’ ordeal

i don't wanna hear "Nice Shoes"
50 times a day
it really pisses me off
every fuckin’ word they say

(CHORUS)
Don't you say "I like your New shoes"
Unless You want a punch in the mouth
Just go do what you always do
if you know what's good for your health!

my old shoes were worn out
so naturally i bought these
why do i gotta put up with your garbage
feels like a disease

do i gotta dirty em up
so none of the assholes notice
do they wanna feel the wrath
of the fist of the white lotus?

(CHORUS)
Don't you say "I like your New shoes"
Unless You want a punch in the mouth
Just go do what you always do
if you know what's good for your health!

so i got new shoes yah
what's the fuckin' deal
people gotta point and comment
make this a fuckin’ ordeal

i don't wanna hear "Nice Shoes"
50 times a day
it really pisses me off
every fuckin’ word they say

(CHORUS)
Don't you say "I like your New shoes"
Unless You want a punch in the mouth
Just go do what you always do
if you know what's good for your heee-ee--eeealth!
Track Name: Teenage Nobody
You know I don’t remember much about my Teenage Years
I didn’t join the crowd, I didn’t drink any beer
I never really did the popular thing
Matter a’ fact, I didn’t do much of anything!

Oh I was a teenage nobody, oh woo ooh ooh!
I was a teenage nobody, yes it’s true!
Oh I was a teenage nobody, oh woo ooh ooh!
I was a teenage nobody, invisible to you!

I skipped the school dances, I skipped the prom
I never really played school sports, I wasn’t in the band
I was never invited to the weekend parties
I just sat at home all night, watching the tv!

Oh I was a teenage nobody, oh woo ooh ooh!
I was a teenage nobody, yes it’s true!
Oh I was a teenage nobody, oh woo ooh ooh!
I was a teenage nobody, invisible to you!

I didn’t ever hang out with the cool kids in the hall
Didn’t smoke up on the hill, didn’t go to the mall…
None of the girls ever really noticed me
And the bullies, they never even picked on me!

Cuz I was a teenage nobody, oh woo ooh ooh!
I was a teenage nobody, yes it’s true!
Oh I was a teenage nobody, oh woo ooh ooh!
I was a teenage nobody, invisible to all of you!