False Crack

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FALSE CRACK! I see an Old Lady! I...
FALSE CRACK! I say “Hi” to my Mother!
FALSE CRACK! I Pet my Neighbor’s Dog!
FALSE CRACK! You Look the Other Way…

…and I Hit you, in the back of the head!
We’re the False Crack Kids, and we paint the town Red!
Don’t Matter who you are, if we like you or not…
We’re the Sucker-Punch Kings, and we Can’t be Stopped!

FALSE CRACK! I see a Pretty Lady and…
FALSE CRACK! I Greet my Best Friend with a…
FALSE CRACK! Let me Hold your Baby… I
FALSE CRACK! I Just hit a Little Girl…

I’m Lude and Crude and I’m Fuckin’ Rude!
Punchin’ little Kids just to Steal their Food!
Droppin’ Grampas just for the Kicks!
Open up Wide and TASTE MY FIST!!!

FALSE CRACK! I see a Pregnant Lady! I…
FALSE CRACK! Jesus Returns, I…
FALSE CRACK! Nice to Meet Your Girlfriend…
FALSE CRACK! Don’t Make Me Crack on you Too!!!



FALSE CRACK to the back of your Skull!
Kick the Heads of random People in the Mall!
We’re Specialists in the Art of Cheapshot!
We’re also a Quartet, and we sing Doo Wop!

FALSE CRACK! I see a Hungry Lion, I…
FALSE CRACK! Yeah, to your Ballsack!
FALSE CRACK! Yeah from the back Baby…
FALSE CRACK! Now let’s Sing Doo Wop!


from FUNxCORE FOR LIED, released October 24, 2014



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