I Hate Mayo ft. Pimpbot

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1,2,3,4 I HATE MAYONNAAAIIIISE!!!!!!

Looks so fuckin’ Gross,
Tastes so fuckin’ Eeuuuggghh!
Whoever likes this Shit,
Is totally Fucked up!
Put it on your Burger,
You Fat Greasy Slob!
Or spread it on your sandwich,
A white slimy blob!

‘s like eatin’ fuckin’ slime,
But twice as fucking worse!
Why do you think
I fuckin’ wrote this verse?
I’d rather eat a burger
Doused in sopmeone’s spit,
Than less than an ounce
Of this motherfucking shit!!!!

(CHORUS)
Mayonnaise! Yuck yuck yuck yuck!
Mayonnaise! Eeeuuuuyyyuuuccchhh!!!
Mayonnaise! I wanna make vomit!
Uueeeiiiiyyyuuuuuugggcccchhhhhk!!!!!

How can you put this gunk
On everything you eat?
Macaroni salad tastes
Worse than my feet!
It’s the white devil
Completely disgusting!
Fluffernutter’s the only white goo
I’d be lusting!

Nasty nasty nasty!
Why don’t you try some ketchup?
Cuz mayo leaves an aftertaste,
I can’t stop throwing up!
Vomit vomit vomit!
How ’bout I go make some?
Cuz people who like mayonnaise
Remind me of the Huns!

(CHORUS)
Mayonnaise! Yuck yuck yuck yuck!
Mayonnaise! Eeeuuuuyyyuuuccchhh!!!
Mayonnaise! I wanna make vomit!
Uueeeiiiiyyyuuuuuugggcccchhhhhk!!!!!

Looks so fuckin’ Gross,
Tastes so fuckin’ Eeuuuggghh!
Whoever likes Mayonnaise,
Is totally Fucked up!
Put it on your Burger,
You Fat Greasy Slob!
Or spread it on your sandwich,
A white slimy blob!

Nasty nasty nasty!
Why don’t you try some ketchup?
Cuz mayo leaves an aftertaste,
I can’t stop throwing up!
Vomit vomit vomit!
How ’bout I go make some?
Cuz people who like mayonnaise
Remind me of the Huns!

(CHORUS)
Mayonnaise! Yuck yuck yuck yuck!
Mayonnaise! Eeeuuuuyyyuuuccchhh!!!
Mayonnaise! I wanna make vomit!
Uueeeiiiiyyyuuuuuugggcccchhhhhk!!!!!

(TROMBONE SOLO)

(CHORUS)
Mayonnaise! Yuck yuck yuck yuck!
Mayonnaise! Eeeuuuuyyyuuuccchhh!!!
Mayonnaise! I wanna make vomit!
Uueeeiiiiyyyuuuuuugggcccchhhhhk!!!!!

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from FUNxCORE FOR LIED, released October 24, 2014
SHOUT OUT TO PIMPBOT ON THE HORNZ!

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