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i got hair on my pecs
but girls don't seem to like that
they want a prettyboy
they want a clean shaven toy
its all about the smooth
cuz rough ain't in their groove
childlike hairlessness
picky picky, but must impress

(Chorus)
gotta shave, gotta shave myself clean (SHAVE)
til i'm rubber ducky smooth, and fit into her dream(SHAVE)
gotta shave, til i got no freakin' hair(SHAVE)
gotta shave til my ass, and everywhere else is bare!!!

i got hair in my pants
i'm just a normal man
my armpits and my back
but girls don't like that
i gotta shave it off
to get a girl off
its against all my morals
but i'm never gettin' orals!

gotta shave, gotta shave myself clean(SHAVE)
til i'm rubber ducky smooth, and fit into her dream(SHAVE)
gotta shave til i got no freakin' hair(SHAVE)
gotta shave til my ass, and everywhere else is bare!!!

do i gotta shave my chest (NOOO)
to make a girl's pants a mess?
do i gotta shave my balls (NOOO)
so i can walk her sacred halls?

Gotta shave gotta shave gotta shave it off…
Gotta shave gotta shave gotta shave it off…
Gotta shave gotta shave gotta shave it off…
Gotta shave gotta shave GOTTA SHAVE IT ALL OFF!!!

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from FUNxCORE FOR LIED, released October 24, 2014

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